Nearby toilet finder
Shows public toilets from the database near you because during an emergency, philosophy is useless and distance is the only truth. If nothing is nearby, the app will say so instead of pretending.
Beta, allegedly
The BerakGoWhere Manifesto
BerakGoWhere is a serious-looking app about a deeply unserious emergency: the moment your stomach sends a push notification directly to your soul and you suddenly become very interested in public infrastructure. It is not a billion-dollar idea. It is not changing the world. It is not disrupting anything except maybe your walking pace. It is simply here because sometimes the most useful product is the one that admits humans are fragile, dramatic, and occasionally one suspicious meal away from negotiating with fate.
This website is in beta because calling it beta makes everything sound more acceptable. If a button behaves strangely, beta. If the copy is too honest, beta. If the leaderboard makes you question your life choices, beta. If the map opens and you still walk to the wrong toilet, that might be beta, but it might also be you. We are all learning together, unfortunately.
Why should you use it? Honestly, maybe you should not. But if you are already here, you are probably the kind of person who understands that civilization is built on small acts of mercy: holding the lift, warning people about bad parking, and telling strangers whether a toilet has bidet, tissue, soap, dignity, or only vibes. Your review may not win awards, but it might save someone from entering a toilet with the confidence of a warrior and leaving as a changed person.
The app stores things like toilet reviews, mission history, fake-important user titles, game scores, and other evidence that humanity has become both technologically advanced and spiritually unserious. We do not pretend this is noble. We only pretend it is useful. Sometimes that is enough. Sometimes usefulness wears a cheap shirt, says "I know a toilet nearby," and becomes the hero nobody wants to thank out loud.
I will work on this when I have time, money, or willingness. These three resources rarely arrive together. Time shows up when money is gone. Money shows up when willingness has left the group chat. Willingness appears randomly at 1:37am after coffee, bad decisions, and a sudden belief that the world needs another feature called "Orang paling banyak berak." This is how software happens. Please do not investigate further.
Beta also means you should accept this website as it is: slightly chaotic, proudly unnecessary, weirdly functional, and emotionally committed to a joke that has gone too far to abandon. If you disagree with the tone, the mission, the typography, the existence of a berak leaderboard, or the philosophical implications of rating toilets after using them, that is perfectly valid. You may close the tab, drink water, stretch, and move on with your life like a well-adjusted citizen.
If you stay, welcome. Add toilets. Review responsibly. Do not lie about tissue. Do not fake bidet availability. Do not chase titles at the expense of your health. Remember that a mission only counts if it lasts long enough, because even this app has standards, although not many. And if one day this beta becomes a real product, please pretend you believed in it from the start.
Doli
CEO (Chief Emergency Officer)
CTO (Chief Toilet Officer)
CFO (Chief Fart Officer)
CPO (Chief Poop Officer)
COO (Chief Odor Officer)
CBO (Chief Berak Officer)
CRO (Chief Relief Officer)
Who should use this app?
People who know that toilet information is only funny until it becomes urgent.
People who want to find nearby toilets, save private toilets, review public ones responsibly, or help strangers avoid bad facilities.
People who can respect the sacred rules: do not lie about tissue, do not fake bidet availability, and do not chase titles at the expense of your health.
Features, somehow
Waze, Google Maps, Apple Maps
Pick your navigation religion. We do not judge. We only hope the route does not involve stairs, confusing mall exits, or a security guard asking too many questions.
Berak Mode
Start a mission timer and let the app witness your journey from panic to peace. Anything over one hour is saved for your record only and does not count toward leaderboards, titles, or missions.
Active session guard
If you already have one mission running, the app blocks other Berak buttons and reminds you to settle the current business first. Very Malaysian. Very necessary.
Live status sharing
Share your mission status with friends so they know whether to wait, pray, or continue lunch without you. It is like live location, but emotionally worse.
Chat with others
A tiny mission chat exists because sometimes the person outside needs updates like 'still alive', 'no tissue', or 'tell my family I fought bravely.'
Flappy Berak game
Play a deeply unnecessary game while your real-life mission is happening. Avoid pipes in-game while hoping the actual plumbing has more mercy.
Reviews after berak
You can only review after the mission, because only survivors may speak with authority. Rate cleanliness, smell, queue, safety, OKU friendliness, and your emotional recovery.
Report toilet issues
Wrong location, closed, duplicate, dirty, or maybe the toilet has vanished into legend. Report it from the toilet detail page so the listing can be checked.
User titles
Earn titles for counted missions because apparently basic biological functions now require gamification. Become a Flush Boss. Become a BerakGoWhere Icon. Tell nobody at work.
Leaderboards
Two boards: one for Berak Game scores, one for people who record the most counted missions. This is either community engagement or evidence. We have not decided.
Add toilets
Contribute new public toilets with address, coordinates, type, and basic facilities. Be a hero. Not the kind with a cape, but the kind who knows where the bidet is.
Private toilets
Logged-in users can save private toilets for themselves, edit them, delete them, and use them without affecting missions, titles, leaderboards, or game scores.
Login, profile, history
Create an account, keep your display name, see your title, and track completed missions. Anonymous users can still use the emergency bits without filling forms while panicking.
No pictures for now
Photo uploads are not available yet because frankly, I cannot imagine the things you guys will submit. Some doors should stay closed. Some camera rolls should remain private.
Install on phone
Add it to your home screen like a real app. This is useful because emergencies do not wait for you to type a URL with dignity.
FAQ from concerned citizens
Why is this not an app on Android or iOS?
Why would you download such app? Also you can pin this to your home screen as a web app and pretend society has progressed.
Can I trust the toilet reviews?
As much as you can trust humans in a crisis. Reviews are community-powered, which means beautiful cooperation with a small chance of chaos.
Why do I need location for Nearby?
Because nearby without location is just vibes with a progress bar. In an emergency, the app should not guess your suffering.
Why is there a leaderboard for this?
Nobody asked for society to become like this, yet here we are. It is optional, unserious, and probably still more honest than most productivity apps.
Can I add my secret office toilet?
Yes, as a private toilet. It stays yours, does not affect public rankings, and protects the sacred knowledge from colleagues who cannot be trusted.
Why can I only review after a mission?
Because only survivors may speak with authority. Before that, you are just guessing with confidence.
What if the toilet has no tissue?
Report it. That information is not gossip. That is public safety.
Is this app serious?
Unfortunately, yes. The tone is nonsense, but the problem is real. This is the burden of modern civilization.